How to Archer

So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties.

How to Archer

How to Archer

Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library. (Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)

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How to Archer
Language: en
Pages: 192
Authors: Sterling Archer
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-01-17 - Publisher: It Books

Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer
How to Archer
Language: en
Pages: 192
Authors: Sterling Archer
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2012-01-17 - Publisher: Harper Collins

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I’ll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won’t be as good at it as I am, but that’s because you’re you, and I’m Sterling Archer. I know,
The Archer
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: Paulo Coelho
Categories: Fiction
Type: BOOK - Published: 2020 - Publisher:

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The Archer's Register
Language: en
Pages:
Authors: Paulo Coelho
Categories: Archery
Type: BOOK - Published: 1865 - Publisher:

Books about The Archer's Register
How to Write Short Stories - With Samples
Language: en
Pages: 372
Authors: Ring Lardner
Categories: Language Arts & Disciplines
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-12-02 - Publisher: Read Books Ltd

Ring Lardner has been one of America's most popular short story writers for nearly a century and here is his guide for any budding writers. This classic work was originally published in 1924 and is now being republished here with a brand new introductory biography of the author.

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